A scorned wife has taken to Gumtree and eBay to sell furniture tainted by a ‘Tinder sl*t’ her husband ‘entertained’ in their home.
The Australian woman was candid about the reason she was getting rid of her dining table and couch for free – and she did not hold back in her description of what had happened.
‘Free! My Italian glass dining table. She measures 2.8m by 1.2m, she’s an inch thick and weighs about 250kg,’ the woman – who can’t be identified – wrote online
‘Chairs already gone and I need to disclose that some dirty strange Tinder sl*t has probably eaten at it whilst being entertained by my idiot ex-husband.
‘First in first serve!’ the woman continued. ‘Will take some man power and a large truck!’
In another advert, posted to eBay the woman wrote about the need to offload her corner couch.
‘My ex-husband is a loser!’ she wrote. ‘He invited a stranger from Tinder into MY house while I was away and he was supposed to be looking after our children, and this sl*t had sex with him on the fold out bed inside this comfortable and super versatile corner lounge.
‘Needless to say! It MUST go!!!’ she continued.
‘It’s huge, has a fold out bed, both corners recline, including the chaise.
‘It also has a fold down coffee table hidden in the head rest next to the main recliner.
‘It’s navy blue in colour and piled up in my garage ready to go. It also has stitching that has come loose on one cushion and YOU WILL WANT TO STEAM CLEAN the classless wh*re out of this thing!
‘I am already taking delivery of my new un-sl*t-scented furniture, homewares and linen so this has to go.
‘It’s less than 2 years old. $1 reserve and I don’t care how much it goes for,’ the woman concluded.
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