Schapelle Corby, convicted drug smuggler and current clock maker, has once again reinvented herself – this time, as a life coach.
The four-minute clip, was posted online by an Aussie influencer who goes by the name of Winnie Blues.
WATCH BELOW: Schapelle Corby gives self care tips
In the video Schapelle wanders her sunny Queensland backyard, playing music – which appears to be her own pop song, Palm Trees.
She proceeds to waffle on about everything from needing to change her car tires to what she’s reading at the moment.
The video is weird (she’s definitely rambling)- but we have to admit, the advice is actually good…
“Be kind to yourself, you’re your own best friend, you live in your head 24/7 so make it a nice place,” Schapelle said.
“Never be negative towards yourself. Be honest and caring and uplifting.”
She also warns against the dangers of excessive drinking.
“I have my second week off beer. I like beer a lot. So I have begun to have like two or three weeks off and then I’ll drink again and then I like to give myself breaks.”
Everything in moderation, guys.
Schapelle’s “best friend”, her dog LuLu (full name Lucile), also makes an appearance.
“I do have girlfriends, I have friends, but she’s always by my side,’’ she said.
“I had been sick the past week with a stomach bug and she stayed by my side all day.”
It’s kind of sweet.
According to The Herald, Winnie bought the message from Schapelle through the app memmo.me. Apparently Winnie was feeling down, so she paid Schapelle to cheer her up.
“What do you do for self care? I like to read books. I find when I watch Netflix and movies I get disappointed. Why is this even a movie? Why are these people so famous and rich? This movie is s**t,” Schapelle advised.
“I like to read books so you envision your own creation.”
She also claims to have read the Bible four times. Weird flex, but there you go.
It’s an odd video but Schapelle is still a long way off falling into Britney Spears territory.
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