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All the best Scott Morrison jobs scandal memes

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Politics can be a dull sport but sometimes a story comes along that makes the entire nation lose their mind. 

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For example, the news this week that Scott Morrison secretly appointed himself to every ministry position he could think of. 

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Ok, fine. It wasn’t all of them but, my god, it was a lot. 

Ol’ Scotty appointed himself into five ministry positions, without telling the Australian public or most of his own cabinet. 

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The ABC reports that between March this year and the election in May, Scomo had been appointed as minister of health, finance, treasury, home affairs and into the portfolio of industry, science, energy and resources. 

Here’s a handy guide from The Shovel if you’re getting lost. 

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Now, Morrison insists he didn’t use the powers that came with these portfolios (other than to block an offshore gas exploration permit). His explanation for doing it was to safeguard the government if a minister was to fall ill with COVID-19. 

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He also felt he shouldn’t inform the Australian public because that might make them panic… or something. 

Regardless as to whether you agree with the move, it’s all a little baffling. 

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Me trying to understand Scomo’s thinking

Thankfully, during this bizarre event we have a silver lining. Memes memes and more memes baby. 

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We’ve rounded up some of our favourites below, starting with a personal favourite.

Satirical newspaper The Chaser reports Scott Morrison has changed his pronouns to ‘they/them’. As a representative of the non-binary community, I welcome you Scott. 

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Noone works harder than Wikipedia contributors and I would like to thank the hero that did this. Yes, it’s real.

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The Simpsons are eternal so of course they have a joke for this situation.

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It wouldn’t be an Auspol drama without Twitter weighing in. Everyone from your mum to former ministers are making jokes about it.

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There are several classic meme formats that lend themselves perfectly to this situation.

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This article could go on forever but I’ll round it off with this brilliant joke from The Betoota Advocate. It’s just *chef kisses*.

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(Credit: The Betoota Advocate)

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