Penelope Kilby

Meet Lil's US-based grandmother

Baby number-FIVE.

A very cute surprise.

Get the tissues ready.

The human boomerang.

Party like it's COVID-19...99

He's baaaack...

Marking 'one month' with a dance...

Get. In. My. Mouth.

We're not crying, you're crying!

'They must surely sense how out of touch, even borderline desperate, they appear.'

Did you see it coming? We didn't!

'Long live, the Queen.'

Are you surprised?

Don't come back, say the Brits.

'The fireplace equivalent of what is the poor and unfortunate Elephant Man.'

Way harsh, Megs.

The Pete Murray look-alike's crabs didn't make the cut...

Did he just say what I think he said?

Stunning work, guys!

They feel 'ripped off'.

But doesn't it look spectacular?

'I don't like being spoken to like a child...'

The glow-up you didn't see coming...

That's a lot of pressure...

Inside the VERY sweet proposal...

When paint colours become life or death...

Not just pretty faces...

'You're so lucky to have such a wonderful mum'.

She doesn't even go here!

C'mon it wasn't THAT bad... or was it?

Very surprising...

Big Brother Uncut 2.0? Yes, please!

It's 'appalling'.

And that's not all.

Now THIS is cute..

'It's nothing to be ashamed of...'

A picture tells a thousand stories...

Heartbreaking for little Louis and Charlotte.

'You'll always be a part of our family'

'I'm so scared right now.'

It's here!

This. Woman.

Can't accept you're not the only one who found love, Lizzie?

He was found guilty of sexually abusing two choir boys in the 90s.

Together again...

Shook!

This is controversial.

The team fear for their families.

They brought the DRAMA...

And it's low...

One word. Five letters.

Congrats!

His Highness has a message...

'Let's call it out.'

'Like an anthropomorphic duck to water...'

'It's hard to watch the show.'

Does she have ANY say over his decisions?

From the person who knows Harry best...

'They were controlling pieces of sh...'

Excluding toothbrush-gate, of course.

'PARDON?'

She continues to deliver the goods.

10 weddings later, she's found her prince charming...

Language, please...

'I want you, and nobody else, but you.'

'You wasted my time.'

'There is a hole in a lot of people’s hearts right now.'

It's 'self-indulgent.'

Zachary and Elijah treat their dad.

Take a shot every time Steve says, 'To be honest wif you.'

Positive coronavirus test for The Prince, who is now self-isolating with the Duchess at home in Scotland.

Hooray!

Let the games begin!

She had enough of the lies...

It was an 'incredibly emotional' farewell.

What's it gonna take?

No, he was not referring to himself...

What DIDN'T go to air...

Are YOU surprised?

Cheeky, Lizzie.

But he calls it 'creepy'.

What have you got to say, Stacey?

Look at Diana & Carole...

'His day will come.'

So she was doing the dirt the WHOLE TIME!

'It was fine, darling.'

'What a terrible blow.'

'Crazy' is an understatement...

She's all alone and she's not giving up - and the others are SCARED.

'The things that came out of his mouth...'

Her tearful breakdown...

'It's not going anywhere...'

This isn't good news...

'Meghan cannot have whatever she wants.'

This, as Prince William prepares to take the throne in their place.

'You may not be able to return to Australia.'

We're sweating bullets!

She wants to be 'desired'...

Slow clap...