"But life is too short and I came here to find love someone who I could bring home to meet my son, a girl who would bring out the best in me and...I found that girl in you."
"Oh my gosh!" Jess coos.
"A future without you is too much to bear... I love you Jess and I can't wait for you to be my girl," he grunts.
"I love you too my baby!" she squeals.
"On that note there is one more thing. I have something to symboilize our commitment to one another..." he says reaching into his pocket to present a rose gold band, most likely from Proud's.
"Oh Dan!" she shrieks.
"I'd love nothing more for you to wear this ring.." Dan grunts.
"Yes!" delights Jess jumping up and down like a lovesick teenager.
Dan looks impressed with himself, but how will his mother deal with his decision?