She's been living on cloud nine since winning the hearts of Australian viewers on Married At First Sight, but Cyrell Paule's streak of good fortune came crashing down when she was robbed during her 30th birthday party on Saturday night.
Cyclone Cyrell was celebrating with a bevy of fellow reality stars at a Sydney nightclub when the incident occurred.
The feisty Filipina took to her Instagram stories in the wake of the robbery, lashing out at the thief who "ruined her night" by stealing her bag, car keys and cash.
Watch the "Cyclone" unleash below..
Cyrell thanked fans for their well wishes in trademark fashion, saying: "Thanks to everyone that legit took the time to greet me happy birthday. Like s**t, blushing!
"Well not so much with me as I've got dark skin.
"Except for that person who ruined my night and stole my clutch. I hope that when you use my money you end up s****ing diarrhea for the next two weeks and you vomit out of your mouth.
"Some dirty dog - you stupid animal I friggin hate you!"
The outspoken TV queen further revealed she was forced to call a locksmith the morning after her party to replace the stolen keys.
Despite the shocking theft, Cyrell seemed to have the time of her life ringing in her fourth decade with friends, family and her new boyfriend, Love Island's Eden Dally.
The night kicked off at Dally's Drummoyne apartment where he hosted MAFS stars Bronson Norrish, Ning Surasiang, Heidi Latcham, Melissa Lucarelli and Elizabeth Sobinoff, as well as intruder groom Billy Vincent.
Australia's favourite MAFS couple Cameron Merchant and Jules Robinson, who recently announced their in-real-life engagement, were also on hand to mark Cyrell's milestone birthday.