A terrified bride allegedly clocked her husband over the head with a wine bottle after seeing his penis for the first time.
The newly weds chose to remain celibate until the night of their wedding. However, their romantic night turned into a disaster when Mnombo Madyibi, 32, took off his pants.
'All was well and she enjoyed the foreplay,' Madyibi told the Daily Star.
'But all hell broke loose the moment I took off my underwear.
He added: 'Before I knew it she knocked me over with a bottle of wine before attempting to suffocate me with a red and white teddy bear I'd bought her as a gift.'
Despite Madyibi’s claims, the unnamed bride said she never tried to suffocate him, describing his penis as ‘long like a cucumber and hairy and scary like a bush.’
'I only slapped him on the cheek.'