The magazine bizarrely claims that the 55-year-old actor has recruited a self-proclaimed 'vagician' Marcus London, who has written a book on how to please women.
Sources allegedly told The National Enquirer that Cruise reached out to the British ex-porn star and dating guru to boost his romantic techniques following three failed marriages and a string of unhappy romances.
'Tom is learning from the master,' a source outrageously claimed to the publication. 'He's getting all kinds of tips from Marcus on how to approach a woman and charm them.
'Among other skills,' the source adds.
The National Enquirer claims that Marcus, 50, has appeared in over 400 porn films and regularly helps men with their 'lady problems.'
A friend close to Tom reportedly told the publication of the star's romantic past, 'Tom's intensity can be off-putting to women.'
'His Scientology connection isn't exactly alluring either,' the insider further dished to The National Enquirer.
'Tom could use some serious pointers on how to approach a woman, and most important, keep her happy.'
Tom has not responded to The National Enquirer's claims.