Our Keira has got a reputation as the ‘Group Date Groupie’ for one reason only: she needs to be everywhere on the show because without her The Bachelor would be a yawn fest.
Sure, we know who Alex is because she’s the one flouncing around with a white rose, which may as well be a lightsaber the way some girls stare at it. There’s fear in their eyes! Then there’s Bacon Girl and the one who can’t stop nibbling roses… aaand, that’s about it.
Seriously, the producers can do all the ballroom dancing and James Bond dress-up parties they like, but nothing beats a moment like Eliza calling out Keira for being an ungrateful moaner after Keira won some alone time with Richie.
The Wicked Witch (thanks for that one, Rachael) didn’t disappoint, tearing into Eliza like a bulldog with a Beanie Boo. “I can’t believe you even said that,” was just the beginning from Keira who was so angry about coming down from cloud nine that she decided to rain on everyone’s parade – and then stormed out.
Like every good Disney-style villain, she holds a grudge. “I may forgive, but I’ll never forget,” she said of Eliza. And it didn’t look like there was a whole lot of forgiving going on from what we could see.
The Bachelor has already lost Vintaea the Sweary, Janey the Fairy and Tolyna the Intense, so Kickass Keira must stay! Without her, we may as well watch nail paint dry.