Tolyna’s crazy eyes
One word: Intense. Actually, two words: very intense. We were all on the edge of the couch when Tolyna sat down with Richie and stared him down like an owl locked onto a frightened field mouse. He was fine with the whole not wanting kids (just yet) thing. We’re also sure he would have been happy to share in her dream of going travelling. But Richie really couldn’t handle the Tolyna Death Stare™ and Interrogation combo, then she was gone.
Tiffany throws a sickie
If ever there was a lesson in how NOT to land a bloke it was this brain snap from Tiff. She took the opportunity of some precious alone time with Richie to tell him how nervous she gets on the show, and how easy it would be to make ‘vomit angels’ out of her puke. Yep, she actually said all that. Hmm, difficult to spin that barf confession into something Cupid would be proud of. Unsurprisingly, she didn’t get a red rose – but we’re hoping Richie gave Tiff the bucket they came in!
Janey’s not a good sport
If only ‘fairy believing’ was an Olympic sport Janey would get a gold medal for sure! Sadly, it isn’t, and Richie quickly found out that the Children’s Entertainer was very much away with the fairies. “I’m not competitive, I wanted everyone to win,” she said of the sumo roller skating craziness. “Er, I don’t really like sport,” she added. And with those 14 words she lost the interest of a super sporty, competitive Bach.
Who’s next for chop?
Surely Richie can’t see a future with Keira? Even he was laughing when she was rolling around like a half-dead cockroach during the sumo skate-athon. Megan nearly messed up her chances with a kiss crisis but there is a clear favourite for the boot next time: Sasha. Last week she was eating roses during the ceremony, this week she was bawling her eyes out. Richie will be worried what part of Crazy Town she’s going to next…