1. The almost kiss
Alex was sooo close to pashing Richie on the 1950s photoshoot! The single mum looked all set for some summer lovin’ in her Sandra Dee outfit, and it definitely looked like she was the one that Richie wanted. Tell us more, tell us more, was it love at first sight? Tell us more, tell us more, did Keira put up a fight (and deliberately ruin everything)? Of course she did!
2. Keira spirals out of control
Mix a Bond villain with Samantha from Sex and the City you get Keira. She’s redefining the b*tchy Bach landscape – and we’re loving it! We’ve even got new catchphrases to throw around. Try getting through today without saying, “I’m a bit jel-bell” or “I can’t deeeal”. And how about this passive-aggressive grenade launched at poor Alex? “As long as you feel comfortable and can sleep tonight that’s fine”. Game on molls! (Keira stole that catchphrase.)
3. The first kiss
The first pash off the rank is always a big Bach moment, and this one came on Nikki’s first date. Not her first Bachelor date but first ever date at age 28! Really? She had a relationship that lasted 12 years, and he never took her out anywhere? Well, she nearly lost an eye with a stray champagne cork on her date with Richie so maybe Nikki and dating just don’t mix!
4. Eliza goes bonkers
Okay, so the ‘cray cray’ alarm was already sounding after she launched into a tuneless song within seconds of meeting Richie. This time, Eliza went out of her way to show she has the dancing skills of a toddler on a sugar rush. “I might wet my pants,” she said in front of Richie. To be fair, toddlers don’t usually give a warning.
5. Sink or swim
“You’re not going out wearing THAT!” … is what the Little Mermaid’s mum say if she turned up in Nikki’s outfit. But Richie clearly fancied a roll in the seaweed and whisked Nikki away from a bit of alone time. So, is fancy dress the way to Richie’s heart?