Fans of reality show First Dates are used to squirm-in-your seat moments, but mum-of-one Lisa had viewers’ jaws dropping in shock during her raunchy date with gym-owner Ryan during the season premiere last night.
Describing herself as a ‘MILF’, Lisa said her main criteria for a man is that he is ‘well-hung’.
‘Yeah, no little cocktail frankfurters thanks very much!’ she giggled.
And while viewers were left cringing at all the sexual innuendo, according to Ryan, he’s Lisa’s perfect match, telling the camera, ‘I’ve got a good weapon down below.’
Not willing to leave anything to chance, Lisa’s fears of a frankfurter were abated when she came out and asked Ryan if he’s ‘got a small package’ towards the end of the date.
‘No,’ he assured her. ‘You should definitely not worry about that.’
The cringe-factor was also at peak levels during the other three dates.
Mummy’s boy Shadi failed to hit it off with Natalie after bragging his first marriage lasted less than Kim Kardashian’s to Kris Humphries.
Then of course there was sweet, sweet Roxy, whose mum hands out business cards that say ‘single and ready to mingle’ with her photo on them to any man she meets.
Describing herself as ‘the Bridget Jones of Australia’, despite telling her date Aarun that she doesn’t like Indian food when he tells her she is from Sri Lanka, it is ultimately a tearful Roxy that does the rejecting.
‘To reject someone is the hardest task I’ve ever had to deal with,’ she said.
Finally, giving Lisa and Ryan a run for their money is the chemistry stakes were Tonee and Jake, who, after discovering they went to the same primary school, end up going in for an on-screen pash.
Classy!
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