What do you do when one of the biggest actor’s in Hollywood claims he’s the father of your baby? Insist he takes a paternity test on live TV to prove it!
That’s exactly what happened when Matt Damon jokingly announced he got Jimmy Kimmel’s wife Molly McNearney pregnant.
The talk show host shared some intimate home footage of his wife’s trip to the obstetrician on Monday’s episode of Jimmy Kimmel Live, including the moment that his long-time “mortal enemy” Matt Damon sabotaged the appointment by barging in on her ultrasound.
“You didn’t tell him? I’m the father,” the Martian actor said.
“You promised me you were going to stop f**king my girlfriend!” Kimmel interjected.
“She’s my wife, that’s worse! That’s actually worse.
Ignoring the late-night host, Damon suggested they should let the baby decide.
“Hello baby!” he cooed to the screenwriter’s bare bump. “We don’t know if you’re a boy or a girl, but you have a choice of daddies. One daddy could be an Emmy loser… the other daddy could be an Oscar winner! Do you wanna play with daddy’s Oscar?”
The pair’s feud only heightened when Damon and Kimmel appeared live on the Maury show.
“Maury, there is no way that Jimmy is the father of Molly’s baby!” Damon said backstage.
“He doesn’t even have a d**k!”
“If Matt is the father of Molly’s baby, I will sue him, I will sue Molly,” Kimmel revealed in pre-recorded footage.
“I will sue Maury, I will sue the baby, I will sue!”
But as it turns out, neither of the men are the father to the unborn child.
“Guess who’s coming to dinner!” Tracy Morgan yelled as he walked across the stage.