Kate Hudson's brother has hilariously dished on what it's like when your sister is 'dating' Brad Pitt. Oliver Hudson took to Instagram with a witty response, seemingly mocking reports that Hudson and Pitt are an item.
"Yeah and it's been hell!! He's messy as shit! He drinks out of the f**king carton and leaves the door open when he's taking a dump!! And this is when he's at MY house!!! He's already calling me brother and has driven a wedge between myself and my real brother Wyatt who now won't speak to me.. he insists my kids call him uncle B and lost my youngest at the Santa Monica pier for 2 days.. thank god for amber alert.. my mom's overtly flirting with him! Shes wearing these little nighties around the house now?! But ALL DAY!! Like at 3pm! And Pa just keeps saying "All right!! It's Brad Pitt!!" Anyway not going well.. so BP.. it's time to move out man.. I need my life back dog.. I'll smoke one more bowl and then get the f*** out.. we thank you.. oh and I found your medical bracelet so I'll get that back to you.. ok.."
The cheeky Instagram post marks the first time a member of Hudson's family has publicly spoken out about the persistent rumours which started at the Golden Globes. According to Star magazine the actors are getting ready to move in together as Pitt's divorce to Angelina Jolie is finalised. Neither Pitt nor Kate Hudson have so much as reacted to the speculation.
This article originally appeared on InStyle.
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