‘I genuinely thought there would be a discrete little glass dome, maybe with a pretty bird in it,’ admitted LLB when he was confronted by the in-your-face display, which sits above the bed.
‘Or if they were being boring, there would be a moose head or something, but there I am on the wall,’ he said – jokingly comparing his own flamboyant style with that of the notoriously showy bird.
‘They have literally taken me and mounted me above the bed, and it is frighteningly fabulous!’
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