Constance Hell's explicit announcement amid 'marriage split' drama
She responds to reports that her relationship is now over
Constance Hall’s fans would be forgiven for thinking that she had split from husband Denim Cooke after the reality TV fixture this week dramatically wrote on Instagram that she would ‘die alone’ and ‘will mother alone.’
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While the inflammatory statements certainly succeeded in generating a lot of attention, she now says she and Denim are very much together.
‘The fact that he gave me one of the best orgasms of my life this morning proves how useless assumptions really are,’ the self-styled mummy blogger casually announced to 9Honey.
They say stay away from broken people. I found myself a broken man. He had his heart broken by his first wife before she died. And here I am left with my damaged goods. A man who knows how to love me, where to touch me, a man who writes poetry about me, and when ever I ask a favour responds with "your will, my hands" You see my broken man knows the silence of a house that your children have moved out of. He knows the cold of a bed that no longer sleeps your wife. My damaged goods knows how to appreciate every day as if it's our last. Every day. I never thought I was worthy of this kind of love. But he convinced me, by loving me, over and over again. Thank you for believing in me, for the orgasms, for plaiting my hair, for freezing time and loving me as if you were my Lannister twin. And when I showed my husband this photo he said to me, "you look like the cat that got the cream" Yep, I got the cream. My broken man of damaged goods. Too sexy for this world, too crazy and wise and loyal for anything less then eternity. I love you Denzy. @mohicanstore is where this beautiful dress is from 💖💖