Scott answers: 'Oh, that you were having a few sly ciggies? At night?'
'In bed with the baby. I don't smoke. I've never smoked,' Em exclaims.
'I was confident she could see the irony,' interjected Scott, before Em yelled: 'No! No! I'm struggling. Everything's leaking. I've got a sty, I've got a cut [hand].
'I was up all night and this d***head thinks it's OK to crack a joke that I'm smoking ciggies in bed with the baby to the woman taking notes. Copious notes!'
Scott says, 'I'll play a straighter bat from now on.'
Em replies, 'Why do you think you're so funny? Leave that to me, mate.'
Em captioned the video: 'Scott thought he’d crack a *hilarious joke during our visit to the maternal child nurse today... (*F***ing stupid).'