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WATCH: MAFS’ Cyrell SLAMS cast mates in EPIC rap

Her rhymes are SAVAGE
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We’ve come to know and love Cyrell as the straight-talking Filipino beauty on this season’s Married At First Sight, and now ‘Cyclone Cyrell’ has stayed true to form and released a rap slamming those less than favourable castmates. 

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Better run and hide Jess. 

Nic’s ex-wife stopped by Fitzy and Wippa this morning to perform one hell of a rap that calls out both her cheating hubby and ‘Kind Ding a Ling’. 

If you want to hear the full verse for yourself WATCH the clip below! 

The reality TV star was in a rap battle with Fitzy – and lucky for you, we have all of her lyrics.

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Cyrell’s rap

Ring ring ring, you ain’t King Ding a Ling

This jailbird’s out and she’s about to sing

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Come on Fitzy, I’ll make your death quick

‘Cos just like ketchup, you’re rich but thick

Fitzy’s got no jokes and nothing in the tank

You sit here fake-laughing at Wippa the piggy bank

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I ain’t got no jokes about what Wippa eats

So he can relax now and remove his hairpiece

Fitzy you think you’re a lyrical wrestler

You’re as two faced as that mole Jessika

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And don’t get me started on my mate Nic

You can’t teach an old cheating dog, brand new tricks

If bed-hopping was a sport, Jess would win gold

She’d hook up with Wippa – no wait, he’s too old

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I’m shouting, Jess’s lips are pouting
Then she’s shagging Dan, there ain’t no doubting

I’ve had my fights, I’ve broken plates on Martha

I’ve demolished men like Wippa does a pasta

Whenever I leave a room there’s a nasty smell

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‘Cos that’s what you get when you throw down with Cyrell

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