It’s a show famously infused with sexual tension, jealousy and drama, but Seven Year Switch got particularly awkward last night when Michael confronted Mark over his persistent, uncomfortable requests for a threesome.
When the two men finally confronted each other, it wasn’t exactly relaxed banter as they went head to head over Mark’s apparent wish to involve his girlfriend Kaitlyn in group sex.
‘There’s that threesome topic that you’re pushing, which I think to put someone in that position is pretty f***ed,’ Michael ranted. ‘Especially when they don’t want to do it.’
Mark claimed that his sex talk was only ever said as a tease, insisting, ‘It’s a complete joke, I would never let her do it.’
But an incensed Michael wasn’t buying it at all, noting that the subject has become a tediously recurring theme.
‘You have to look at her point of view, when you’re joking about it more than once. In her head, she’s going, “Is that what he wants? Am I not good enough?”
‘If my daughter’s boyfriend did that, I’d knock him out!’
Mark was further slammed in the intense exchange for ‘degrading women’ and allegedly being controlling over his partner. But he wasn’t taking it lying down, demanding to know why Michael had slept in the same bed as Kaitlyn – even if they did build a pillow wall between them – and rehashing their infamous skinny dip in the Northern Territory.
‘Do you consider that acceptable behaviour as a father?’ Mark spat.
Michael fired back, ‘I don’t appreciate you trying to score me like a dad and telling me what’s appropriate,’ before later confessing, ‘I wanted to b**** slap him… he’s lucky.’
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